PAPER HANDS
CLEARANCE
Kick off summer with deals on
major disappointments, broken warranties and more
Limited supply. Unlike Best Buy's customer service. DYOR. NFA.
Pepe 14" Chromebook with Intel® Copium®
for 0.42 ETH
Save up to 1,000 DOGE on select Diamond Hands TVs
(Better than Best Buy's "Geek Squad")
Save 420 $TB and get a free diamond hands band
(Actually works unlike Best Buy products)
Save up to 69 SHIB on select laundry pairs
(To wash away Best Buy's reputation)
Top Memes
Welcome to our Top Memes collection - where we showcase the most viral, most profitable, and most ridiculous products that will make you question your financial decisions. Unlike Best Buy's "Top Deals" which are just whatever overpriced items they couldn't sell last quarter, our Top Memes are genuinely worthless!
Best Buy's idea of a "top deal" is selling you a $2,000 TV with a $20 gift card. Our idea of a top meme is selling you a JPEG of a monkey for the price of a house. At least we're honest about the absurdity. Plus, our extended warranty actually covers something other than "we'll tell you to turn it off and on again."
Apple - MacBook Pro 16" Laptop - M3 chip - 16GB Memory - 512GB SSD (Diamond Hands Edition) - Space Gray
Nintendo - Switch OLED Model w/ Pepe Joy-Con
![Fortnite - 13,500 V-Bucks - Multi-Platform [Digital Copium]](/images/fortnite-vbucks.png)
Fortnite - 13,500 V-Bucks - Multi-Platform [Digital Copium]
Insignia™ - 55" Class WAGMI Series LED 4K UHD Smart Diamond Hands TV
Apple - iPhone 15 Pro 128GB - Natural Titanium (HODL Edition)
Rug of the Day
Every day, we feature one spectacular rug pull that makes Best Buy's "Deal of the Day" look like actual consumer protection. While Best Buy's daily deal is usually just whatever they marked up 50% last week so they could mark it down 25% today, our Rug of the Day is a carefully curated scam that we're completely transparent about.
At least when we pull the rug, we tell you it's coming. Best Buy just waits until your extended warranty expires before your product mysteriously stops working. Their Geek Squad couldn't fix a paper jam, but our team can disappear with your funds in under 60 seconds. Now THAT'S efficiency!
Deals (That Aren't Really Deals)
Welcome to our "Deals" section, where we've mastered the Best Buy technique of marking items up by 200% so we can mark them down by 50% and call it a "sale." But unlike Best Buy, we're actually telling you that's what we're doing!
Remember when Best Buy had that "amazing" sale where everything was "up to 50% off" but only three items in the entire store actually had that discount? We've taken that business model and perfected it. Our deals are just as imaginary as Best Buy's customer satisfaction ratings, but at least we're upfront about it!
About $TB
$TB (TrenchBuy) is our revolutionary memecoin that, much like Best Buy's business model, is based on absolutely nothing of value! While Best Buy sells you extended warranties that are worth less than the paper they're printed on, we sell you tokens that don't even have the courtesy of existing physically.
Our tokenomics are simple: we have a supply of tokens that we made up, a market cap that we also made up, and a roadmap that's about as reliable as Best Buy's "2-day delivery" promise. But unlike Best Buy's price-matching guarantee (which somehow never applies to the item you want), we actually deliver on our promises - we promised you a memecoin, and by god, that's what you're getting!
Just like Best Buy convinces you that you need a $100 HDMI cable for your $300 TV, we're here to convince you that you need some $TB tokens in your wallet. The difference? We know it's ridiculous, and we're laughing all the way to the blockchain.
$TB Tokenomics
- Total Supply:1,000,000,000 $TB
- Circulating Supply:Whatever we feel like today
- Initial Price:Less than a Best Buy extended warranty
- Current Price:More than it's worth
- Utility:Same as a Geek Squad membership (none)
How to Buy $TB
- Visit pump.fun (more reliable than Best Buy's website during Black Friday)
- Connect your wallet (safer than giving your credit card to Best Buy)
- Search for $TB or TrenchBuy
- Buy $TB with SOL (better value than any "bundle deal" Best Buy has ever offered)
- HODL until we rug (still a longer lifespan than most Best Buy electronics)